The Democratic Republic of The Norwegian Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marie Ellison with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.126 billion Norwegian Landers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Oslo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwegian Landish economy, worth a remarkable 5,458 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,231 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norwegian Lands's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Norwegian Lands is ranked 1,004^th in the world and 1^st in Camerania for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.03 law-abiding acts per hour.