The Eporuean Union of The North Sea Federation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Aurora Järvelä with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.713 billion North Sea Federationers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo - Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving North Sea Federationer economy, worth 813 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,359 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty, people fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital, and children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Sea Federation's national animal is the Snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The North Sea Federation is ranked 231,008^th in the world and 5^th in The Roleplaying Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -109.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.