The State of The North Coast Flyer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.15 billion North Coast Flyerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The very strong North Coast Flyerian economy, worth 793 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 43,722 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,258 per year while the poor average 2,349, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, deer are considered a delicacy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and The North Coast Flyer has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The North Coast Flyer's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The North Coast Flyer is ranked 162,024^th in the world and 8^th in Delaware for Most Primitive, scoring -60.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.