The Classification of The Nation is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Visoraxus Starkiller with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.031 billion citizens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durmengrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The very strong national economy, worth 365 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,916 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,225 per year while the poor average 8,678, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Durmengrad, Visoraxus Starkiller has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Visoraxus Starkiller is the self-declared God of all The Nation. Crime is a problem. The Nation's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Durmism.

The Nation is ranked 260,811^th in the world and 5^th in Fat beagle for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.