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Be sure to drink your Danimal Smoothies. King Norman Bongo
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,623rdMost Patriotic: 6,147th
The Danimal Factory of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hegemony
Founder / Emperor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Mongo Empire

Population5.514 billion

CapitalMongo City
LeaderKing Norman Bongo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMongoberry
AnimalBongo monkey

The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.514 billion Mongo Empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth 906 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,413 Mongoberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, netizens fiercely argue over who loves King Norman Bongo more, short is not always sweet, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Mongo Empire is ranked 10,965th in the world and 1st in The Lancer Fan Club for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,393.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,623rdMost Patriotic: 6,147thLowest Crime Rates: 6,527thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,074thSafest: 7,238thLargest Governments: 8,690thMost Developed: 9,072ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,202ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,314thMost Efficient Economies: 9,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,664thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,006thMost Devout: 10,244thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,484thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,681stHighest Average Incomes: 12,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,127thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,327thMost Cultured: 14,960thSmartest Citizens: 15,427thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,572ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,960thMost Authoritarian: 18,252ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,907thHighest Food Quality: 21,583rdMost Conservative: 22,303rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,767thHighest Economic Output: 24,806thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 26,286th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
  • : The Mongo Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : The Mongo Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, short is not always sweet.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, netizens fiercely argue over who loves King Norman Bongo more.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.

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