The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.514 billion Mongo Empireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth 906 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,413 Mongoberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, netizens fiercely argue over who loves King Norman Bongo more, short is not always sweet, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Mongo Empire is ranked 10,965^th in the world and 1^st in The Lancer Fan Club for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,393.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.