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Be sure to drink your Danimal Smoothies. King Norman Bongo
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,677thLowest Crime Rates: 3,335th
The Danimal Factory of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Mongo Empire

Population14.117 billion

CapitalMongo City
LeaderKing Norman Bongo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMongoberry
AnimalBongo monkey

The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.117 billion Mongo Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,551 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,759 Mongoberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of The Mongo Empire, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Mongo Empire is ranked 289,602nd in the world and 24th in Callista for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,677thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,705thLargest Governments: 5,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,331stMost Devout: 5,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,744thMost Conservative: 6,991stSafest: 7,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,110thMost Developed: 7,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,714thMost Efficient Economies: 7,795thMost Patriotic: 7,988thMost Authoritarian: 9,358thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,795thHighest Economic Output: 11,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,272ndSmartest Citizens: 13,577thMost Cultured: 14,938thHighest Average Incomes: 15,011thHealthiest Citizens: 15,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,832ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,024thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,612th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : The Mongo Empire's influence in Callista rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of The Mongo Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.
  • : The Mongo Empire lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, those awarding peace prizes to Mongo Empireans find themselves in pieces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, political debates are all but a distant memory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, school football matches are usually five-a-side.

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