The Las Vegas Utopia of The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MGM Resorts International with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.289 billion Mandalay Bay Resort and Casinoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mandalay Bay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mandalay Bay Resort and Casinoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 148,499 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dolphins that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, the government loves seeing the little people fight, the Hanging Gardens account for half of The Mandalay Bay's water use, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Las Vegas.

The Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino is ranked 246,482^nd in the world and 22^nd in Las Vegas for Most Primitive, scoring -142.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.