The Technically Kingdom of The Kinglian Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Bob with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.243 billion Kinglians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jesserville. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kinglian economy, worth 498 trillion Doppelgangers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 95,157 Doppelgangers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, children are raised bilingual from an early age, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Doppelganger mansions, and no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Kinglian Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bean Man.

The Kinglian Empire is ranked 27,699^th in the world and 6^th in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,286.81 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.