The Military Protectorate of The Illinarc Occupation Zone is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Femboyan Military Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.131 billion Illinarcians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Cael. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Illinarcian economy, worth 253 trillion Femboyan Thigh Highs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 81,103 Femboyan Thigh Highs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Illinarc Occupation Zone has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and government employees from The Illinarc Occupation Zone dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Illinarc Occupation Zone's national animal is the Blåhaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Illinarc Occupation Zone is ranked 116,860^th in the world and 2^nd in Femboy Puppet Storage for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,624.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.