The City of The Hague is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning stork population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.113 billion Hagueans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare and Education also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The strong Haguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,763 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Hague's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Hague is ranked 231,806^th in the world and 1^st in Den Haag for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.78 law-abiding acts per hour.