The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd
The Indomitable Borderlands of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Market Report Editor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Grendels

Population38.724 billion

LeaderWarleader Yarooo

CurrencyGolden Bond
Animalthe Dire Bear

The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Warleader Yarooo with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.724 billion Grendels are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackleburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grendelsian economy, worth an astonishing 36,116 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 932,654 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,737,479 per year while the poor average 8,368, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural The Grendels, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Grendels's national animal is the the Dire Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Grendels is ranked 20th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 56,306.83 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7thHighest Economic Output: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 15thMost Avoided: 17thMost Armed: 17thMost Efficient Economies: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27thMost Scientifically Advanced: 31stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Populations: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 38thFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rdMost Secular: 75thHighest Crime Rates: 108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 116thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 130thSmartest Citizens: 141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 181stMost Corrupt Governments: 209thLargest Retail Industry: 268thLargest Publishing Industry: 308thRudest Citizens: 321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 466thMost Valuable International Artwork: 513thMost Cultured: 541stTop
Largest Governments: 2,504thLargest Black Market: 4,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,240thMost Influential: 6,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,253rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,844thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,082ndMost Pro-Market: 18,611th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts