The Cunning and Guile of The Green Witch is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 4.1 billion Green Witchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Green Witchian economy, worth 163 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,988 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Green Witch's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Green Witch is ranked 242,595^th in the world and 3^rd in The United Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,087.7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.