The Pancakeist Theocratic State of The Godly Pancake is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Darth Pancake with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 4.066 billion pancakes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pancake City. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The strong Godly Pancakean economy, worth 289 trillion Pancakecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,120 Pancakecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, television executives are interested in turning Darth Pancake's zany home life into a sitcom, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Godly Pancake's national animal is the Pancake Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pancakism.

The Godly Pancake is ranked 53,208^th in the world and 3^rd in nya Skandinavien for Most Primitive, scoring 52.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.