The Most Serene Republic of The God of Small things is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 8.873 billion God of Small thingsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant God of Small thingsian economy, worth 181 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 20,490 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Leader has just been declared ruler of The God of Small things in an international press conference, and The God of Small things has designated The God of Small things City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The God of Small things's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The God of Small things is ranked 78,879^th in the world and 1^st in Union Of Far Eastern Fascists for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.