The Starlit Offensive Line of The Gilbert Armada of Starlight is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marcus Gilbert with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.232 billion Gilbert Armada of Starlightians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The strong Gilbert Armada of Starlightian economy, worth 173 trillion blocks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,799 blocks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named The Gilbert Armada of Starlight's new capital, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. The Gilbert Armada of Starlight's national animal is the gator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Above the Line.

The Gilbert Armada of Starlight is ranked 255,504^th in the world and 334^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 21.91 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.