The Colony of The faefolk is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.719 billion faefolkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The faefolkian economy, worth 240 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,800 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The faefolk's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The faefolk is ranked 104,957^th in the world and 4^th in Inwit for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,138 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.