The Retired Nation of The Fabyrinth is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 16.31 billion Dawsinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portugal Is Great. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The very strong Fabyrinthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion New Cheeselands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 78,546 New Cheeselands, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,647 per year while the poor average 21,737, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, patriots insist that size does matter, and a bureaucratic fight over FIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Fabyrinth's national animal is the Vavax, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Fabyrinth is ranked 14,525^th in the world and 1^st in Cold Harbour for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,502.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.