The Las Vegas Kingdom of The Excalibur Hotel and Casino is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by MGM Resorts International with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.553 billion Excalibur Hotel and Casinoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Excalibur Hotel and Casino. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Excalibur Hotel and Casinoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 144,880 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, all recreational drugs are legal, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Excalibur Hotel and Casino's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Las Vegas.

The Excalibur Hotel and Casino is ranked 228,156^th in the world and 5^th in The Las Vegas Valley for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.23 law-abiding acts per hour.