The United Socialist States of Peoples Republic of Awolnation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Dennis Sabin with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.556 billion Awolnationese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabinville. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Awolnationese economy, worth a remarkable 2,571 trillion Denobles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,566 Denobles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Republic of Awolnation's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Peoples Republic of Awolnation is ranked 8,939^th in the world and 17^th in The Free Nations Region for Safest, scoring 122.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.