The Nomadic Peoples of The Dirt Road Blues of Charley Patton is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elder Hadley with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.171 billion Dirt Road Blues of Charley Pattonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dirt Road Blues of Charley Pattonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,265 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dirt Road Blues of Charley Patton's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Dirt Road Blues of Charley Patton is ranked 290,729^th in the world and 14^th in The Delta for Most Primitive, scoring -701.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.