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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1st
The Mafian Economic Extremist of
Corporate Police State
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Economy
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The Dark System

Population17.526 billion

CapitalThe Dark System Main Command Centre
LeaderMaster Economist

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.526 billion Mafians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 22,744 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,297,774 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 12,151,652 per year while the poor average 11,725, a ratio of 1,036 to 1.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Master Economist signs the laws but abides by none of them, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and it's said that Master Economist can turn every pleasure into a chore. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Dark System is ranked 27th in the world and 2nd in The Axis of Evil for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 35,069.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 2ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Corrupt Governments: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Black Market: 22ndFattest Citizens: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28thLargest Governments: 31stMost Secular: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 51stMost Avoided: 54thHighest Economic Output: 63rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74thRudest Citizens: 84thMost Patriotic: 91stSmartest Citizens: 104thLargest Gambling Industry: 126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 215thMost Armed: 253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 294thLowest Crime Rates: 670thMost Advanced Public Education: 808thLargest Publishing Industry: 883rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,683rdTop
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Most Stationary: 3,899thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,800thMost Influential: 9,176thMost Cultured: 10,887thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,692ndMost Rebellious Youth: 17,209thMost Pro-Market: 18,746th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, it's said that Master Economist can turn every pleasure into a chore.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, Master Economist signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Dollar charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.

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