The County Capital of The City of Santa Palma is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.001 billion Santa Palmites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport Grand Abaco. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.

The powerhouse Santa Palman economy, worth 523 trillion Grand Abacoan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,428 Grand Abacoan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The only film released this month was "Prayervengers: Heresy War", the monarch's main official duty is christening ships, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, and costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The City of Santa Palma's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The City of Santa Palma is ranked 195,405^th in the world and 18^th in Safan for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,293.37 Standard Monetary Units.