The Mountain Valley of The City of Rialto is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Deborah Robertson with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.548 billion Rialtoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 150 S Palm Ave Rialto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The strong Rialto economy, worth 477 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,325 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. The City of Rialto's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is San Bernardino County.

The City of Rialto is ranked 244,884^th in the world and 70^th in The Cities of Southern California for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.5 law-abiding acts per hour.