The North Surf of The City of Escondido is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul McNamara with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, aversion to nipples, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.065 billion Escondidans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 201 N Broadway Escondido. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The very strong Escondido economy, worth 421 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 59,593 US Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is moderate. The City of Escondido's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is San Diego County.

The City of Escondido is ranked 80,875^th in the world and 22^nd in The Cities of Southern California for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,615.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.