The East Surf of The City of El Cajon is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Bill Wells with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.145 billion El Cajonans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 200 Civic Center Way El Cajon. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The El Cajon economy, worth 413 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,863 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and Big Belly is watching you. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The City of El Cajon's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is San Diego County.

The City of El Cajon is ranked 229,518^th in the world and 94^th in The Cities of Southern California for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.99 kickbacks per hour.