The Armed Republic of The Chuck is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by None with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.066 billion Chuckians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charles Rock. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuckian economy, worth a remarkable 4,919 trillion Chuckian Argentums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 376,503 Chuckian Argentums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the nation leads Northern Ocean in per capita stalking, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Chuck's national animal is the Possum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Choice of the Citizenry.

The Chuck is ranked 906^th in the world and 1^st in Northern Ocean for Most Corrupt Governments, with 494.78 kickbacks per hour.