The State of The Central Village is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.091 billion Central Villageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Central Villagean economy, worth 576 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,984 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,553 per year while the poor average 14,224, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and The Central Village has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Central Village's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Central Village is ranked 222,911^th in the world and 4^th in Vancouver Island for Most Beautiful Environments, with 433.7 pounds of wildlife per square mile.