The Republic of The celestialville is a large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 194 million celestialvilleans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong celestialvillean economy, worth 13.7 trillion clouds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 70,867 clouds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

People with dyslexia are told to tough through it, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The celestialville's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The celestialville is ranked 22,096^th in the world and 3^rd in AP Copotopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,016.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.