The Antafia Puppet of The CCD is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 13.605 billion CCDians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant CCDian economy, worth 128 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,433 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The CCD's national animal is the dove.

The CCD is ranked 316,032^nd in the world and 1^st in CCD for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.12 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.