The Republic of Oreo States is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.291 billion Oreo Statesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,017 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 302,251 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In government offices a hidden killer takes the lives of ministers and civil servants, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 215,921^st in the world and 4,163^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.