The Commonwealth of North Chadland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Chad with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.887 billion North Chadlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxaria. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Chadlandian economy, worth 268 trillion Chadacs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,060 Chadacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, Supreme Chad has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Chadland's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Chadland is ranked 24,614^th in the world and 648^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.