The Governor of The BH is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 6.928 billion BHians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant BHian economy, worth 65.8 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,494 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The BH's national animal is the hawk.

The BH is ranked 306,213^th in the world and 1^st in The BH for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.