The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dromer with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.702 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,614 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 1,721^st in the world and 43^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 72.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.