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People are such easily exploitable resources. The Null
Most Armed: 247thHighest Crime Rates: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 268th
The Indomitable Wrath of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Squire
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Frightening
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The Absolute Worst

Population4.153 billion

CapitalThe Point of No Return
LeaderThe Null
FaithEconomics

Currencynightmare fuel
AnimalMind

The Indomitable Wrath of The Absolute Worst is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Null with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.153 billion Psycopaths are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Point of No Return. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Worstian economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion nightmare fuels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 305,968 nightmare fuels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,799,349 per year while the poor average 3,613, a ratio of 774 to 1.

The police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Absolute Worst's national animal is the Mind, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Economics.

The Absolute Worst is ranked 310,932nd in the world and 168th in Hell for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -32.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Armed: 247thHighest Crime Rates: 267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 268thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 308thMost Avoided: 316thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 346thFattest Citizens: 375thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 422ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 596thLargest Gambling Industry: 686thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 717thLargest Retail Industry: 851stRudest Citizens: 1,069thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,148thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,172ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,205thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,389thMost Efficient Economies: 1,846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,213thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,557thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,846thHighest Average Incomes: 2,944thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,673rdMost Secular: 3,940thLargest Mining Sector: 3,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,988thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,290thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,142ndTop
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Largest Governments: 17,464thMost Pro-Market: 25,772ndMost Patriotic: 27,276thHighest Economic Output: 29,907th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, Max Barry is this year's Miss The Absolute Worst.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Worst, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.

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