The Armed Republic of The 97th Revolutionary Worker Council is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.883 billion 97th Revolutionary Worker Councilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 59.6%.

The 97th Revolutionary Worker Councilian economy, worth 839 trillion Labormarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,178 Labormarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 97th Revolutionary Worker Council's national animal is the Python.

The 97th Revolutionary Worker Council is ranked 139,041^st in the world and 1^st in Ukrainian SSR for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.92 law-abiding acts per hour.