The Puppet of That Puppet over there is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning puppet population. The hard-working population of 14.811 billion puppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The That Puppet over therean economy, worth 675 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,601 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That Puppet over there's national animal is the puppet, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

That Puppet over there is ranked 224,715^th in the world and 1,723^rd in The catholic military orders for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 274.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.