The Dictatorship of Thakin Than Tun is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.491 billion Thakin Than Tunians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong Thakin Than Tunian economy, worth 193 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 42,933 Delta Eagles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,209 per year while the poor average 7,315, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Thakin Than Tun's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thakin Than Tun is ranked 252,512^th in the world and 7^th in third internationale for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.