The Republic of Thainla is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-working population of 1.442 billion Thainlans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The Thainlan economy, worth 55.2 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 38,272 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thainla's national animal is the crocodile.

Thainla is ranked 152,565^th in the world and 434^th in Dimmersun for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,995.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.