The Colony of TGFL33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.245 billion TGFL33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TGFL33ian economy, worth 457 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,501 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TGFL33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TGFL33 is ranked 212,466^th in the world and 1^st in The German Front Lines for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,173.04 Standard Monetary Units.