The State of Tetyana is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 22.346 billion Tetyanans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tetyanan economy, worth 829 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,121 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. Tetyana's national animal is the deer.

Tetyana is ranked 212,102^nd in the world and 1^st in British West Indies for Highest Food Quality, scoring 11.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.