The Wood pigeon realm of TescoPepsi is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 528 million TescoPepsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the self checkout. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving TescoPepsian economy, worth 50.1 trillion tescoclubcards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,939 tescoclubcards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TescoPepsi's national animal is the wood pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TescoPepsi is ranked 163,547^th in the world and 6,000^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.