The Ancient Kingdom of Teritora is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Ashagar II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 45.276 billion Teritorans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Dora. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Teritoran economy, worth an astonishing 12,537 trillion Platis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 276,921 Platis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for King Ashagar II', the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and King Ashagar II reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teritora's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Catholic Church.

Teritora is ranked 844^th in the world and 1^st in SPACE for Highest Food Quality, scoring 379.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.