The Ancient Kingdom of Teritora is a behemoth, safe nation, ruled by King Ashagar II with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 50.431 billion Teritorans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Dora. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Teritoran economy, worth an astonishing 14,374 trillion Platis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,036 Platis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teritora's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Catholic Church.

Teritora is ranked 2,211^th in the world and 1^st in SPACE for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,717.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.