The Allied States of Terastallized Eevee is a huge, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 790 million Terastallized Eeveeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Terastallized Eeveean economy, worth 22.9 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 29,024 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terastallized Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Terastallized Eevee is ranked 143,669^th in the world and 2^nd in Eevee Community for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 612.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.