The Federal Republic of Teloria is a mid-sized, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 62 million Telorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The powerhouse Telorian economy, worth 5.18 trillion Blings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 83,568 Blings, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teloria's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Teloria is ranked 72,999^th in the world and 3^rd in The Ejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,722.19 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.