The Republic of Tekke is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kemal Alp with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 40.921 billion Tekkeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edremit. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tekkean economy, worth a remarkable 7,578 trillion TKLS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,201 TKLS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Tekkean Navy, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tekke's national animal is the Kangal Shepherd Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tekke is ranked 3,225^th in the world and 1^st in Usea for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,865.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.