The Bat Spellers of Teh south pacific is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.717 billion Teh south pacificians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teh south pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teh south pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 5,689 trillion typos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 185,227 typos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,712,993 per year while the poor average 1,947, a ratio of 879 to 1.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Teh south pacifician citizenship in droves, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Teh south pacifician Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teh south pacific's national animal is the typo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teh south pacific is ranked 77,297^th in the world and 3,751^st in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.78 kickbacks per hour.