The District of Tegucigalpan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lord Chairman of Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 22.042 billion Tegucigalpanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City District. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Tegucigalpanian economy, worth 369 trillion aurum gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 16,744 aurum gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tegucigalpan has designated Capital City District as its capital city, Lord Chairman of Council has just been declared ruler of Tegucigalpan in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tegucigalpan's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tegucigalpan is ranked 299,945^th in the world and 2^nd in Tegucigalpa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.82 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.