Population | 14.653 billion |
Capital | Dogane |
Leader | Dana |
Faith | The Lake |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Sexy School Teacher |
The Republic of Tega Kay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dana with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.653 billion Tega Kayians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogane. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Tega Kayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,960 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,308 per year while the poor average 15,082, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.
Many are questioning Dana wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tega Kay's national animal is the Sexy School Teacher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Lake.
Tega Kay is ranked 104,966th in the world and 2nd in Bikini Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.29 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, many are questioning Dana wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Tega Kay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, Dana's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Tega Kay, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.