The Republic of Tega Kay is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dana with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.884 billion Tega Kayians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogane. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tega Kayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,236 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 112,500 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 391,313 per year while the poor average 23,569, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tega Kay's national animal is the Sexy School Teacher, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Lake.

Tega Kay is ranked 123,663^rd in the world and 2^nd in Bikini Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,208.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.