The Socialist Armed Republic of Ofristan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme General Castle Bravo Mendsaikhan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.201 billion Ofristanics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ofrisburg. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ofristanic economy, worth 128 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,225 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, organ donation is compulsory, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ofristan's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leader Worship.

Ofristan is ranked 8,262^nd in the world and 59^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 68.11 flags saluted per person per day.