The Republic of Taustrian 5th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 996 million Taustrian 5th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Taustrian 5th Garrisonian economy, worth 45.4 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,601 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,908 per year while the poor average 2,858, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 5th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 5th Garrison is ranked 250,322^nd in the world and 2^nd in Panda Revolutionary Command for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.9 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.