The Staatenverbund of Greater Theowherveld is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leona Hvalman III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.956 billion Wherveldens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Langurlund. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whervelden economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Penningars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,966 Penningars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Theowherveld's national animal is the Stork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Greater Theowherveld is ranked 65,135^th in the world and 218^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,612.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.